A treasure

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Destroy!

I put up another comic. I noticed that I've only put up five (I think?) comics since I started my stripgenerator account. I don't think it's for lack of ideas; I think it has more to do with the fact that I go through this kind of Choose Your Own Adventure thing with each idea.

If you DECIDE TO WRITE A SONG ABOUT THE IDEA, turn to page 65.

If you WRITE A COMIC STRIP AND FORGET TO TELL ANYBODY, turn to page 24.

If you ARE ONLY GOING TO BLOG ABOUT IT EVEN THOUGH THAT'S KINDA BORING MAYBE, turn to page 112.

If you TRY TO BRING IT UP IN CONVERSATION SO AS TO IMPRESS AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN-TYPE, stop reading Choose Your Own Adventure, dude--it STARTED being uncool in fourth grade.

If you PAINT A PICTURE OF THE IDEA, learn how to art first, duh. (P.S.: Can you place the "duh" in that clause anywhere else besides the end? "...learn how to art, duh, first." "learn how to, duh, split infinitives.")

If you BLOW IT OFF AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES INSTEAD, turn to page 32 for the umpteenth time.

destroy

I played this video game recently. To be completely honest, the reason I actually played it all the way through will be clear to anybody who watches 4:30 to about 6:20 and 8:10 to about 9:40 of this video. Again, oh my gaaaashh.

Also, I got a free synth today wooooo

Challenge and fighting

Item the first. The best thing to do when people hand you a flier with the expectation that you'll take it is to take it without looking at them, barely reacting at all besides grabbing it. Then wad it up and stick it in your mouth. Disappear around the corner. (This item is not based on something I did. I promise.)

Item the second. Do you know how people often find their phrase du jour and won't stop using it? For example, overuse of "awesome!" or "need more cowbell." Yeah, it's really annoying and everybody who does such a thing should be shot.

Mine is replacing "is it" with "it is" and vice versa. Maybe you'll like it too!